Look at those shoes. Trudged a so many miles a cobbler won't repair them, again. Do not even call that a shirt. It's so faded, frayed and worn thin, you may as well clean a few windows while you're at it - with its rag-like remains. What is up with that fleece? It's piled to the extent that it needs its own brush. Get rid of it! Get rid of it all! In their place, pick your personality and find something new to wear.
Sass it up with cold shoulder shirts. No need to give the cold shoulder, rather flaunt the shoulder. "Sexy Sadie, how did you know the world was waiting just for you."
Buck riding Bronco's or wannabe cowboys (or gals), saddle up with a pair of distressed cowboy boots. Be your very own Daisy Mae Duke, Nancy Sinatra, or Jessica Simpson because, "These boots are meant for walking and they'll walk all over you."
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If you dare wear the three together, may someone do you a favor by calling the fashion police. However, separate them, match them with a few remaining options from your wardrobe, and prepare to make a statement from sassy and playful, to spirited and unbridled, to the adventurist and the call of the wild. Faint of heart need not apply.